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Omigod, stop the presses!

Britney lost her virginity when she was only 14.

And here we believed all that crazy Hollywood hype when she was touted as the Last Real Virgin in Tinseltown, let alone contemporary music. Saving herself for marriage, they said, as she convulsed provocatively in those sultry, ultra-sexy outfits on stage and in music videos way back when as a mere teenager.

So who’s to blame for her deflowerment at such a young age when she bounced into show business at only nine years old and Mickey Mouse himself starting looking up her skirt?

Guess what…nobody!

It turns out that Brit was just another typical horny adolescent girl who did the dirty deed when she was barely old enough to wear a bra. Shave her legs. Pass trigonometry. Tell Mickey to hit the road.

And somehow, miraculously…this is news?
 

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Nathan Fields, Janice Dickinson’s 20-year-old son, has reportedly begged the self-proclaimed first supermodel of the world to stop getting more plastic surgery. He says he’s afraid it will ruin her looks. 

According to him, 52-year-old Dickinson is already beautiful.

Beautiful? Apparently he’s never learned the meaning of the phrase “withered up and nasty-looking old road wh—”

This stetched-and-lifted-to-the-max-cosmetic-surgery-freak apparently considers it good mothering for her two children by flagrantly publicizing her past lesbian affairs with stars like Kelly LeBrock and Grace Slick. Not to mention her other sexual encounters with men like Mick Jagger, Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Jack Nicholson and Roman Polanski - plus a heaping handful of other Big Name desperadoes - just so she can manage to keep herself in the Hollywood limelight. 

Dickinson regularly flashes her underwear at paparazzi - as if anyone is interested in seeing what’s under the skirt of this elderly expletive-spewing skank. Who cares that she has her own reality-based show, “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” on cable.

If you’ve seen it, you know that she barks non-stop at her model wannabees: “You’re too *{#%&$/ fat!” “What is that, a stick up your &#%?” “Get out of here with that $%)*@$& hairy Armenian back thing you’ve got goin’ on!”

How this cosmetically-altered, scary-looking beastie in haute couture manages to stay on the air or garners any kind of attention whatsoever from anyone is beyond me.

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Meet Mariah Carey at Macy’s at the Glendale Galleria!!

Mariah is going to be launching her fragrance, M by Mariah Carey, on the West Coast! She will be at Macy’s at the Glendale Galleria on Tuesday, November 20th at 7 pm. Fans will have the exclusive opportunity to meet Mariah and receive an autograph with the purchase of a special edition fragrance package for $90.50. This gorgeous fragrance package will include a 3.3 oz. EDP parfum spray, a 6.8 oz body lotion and a luxurious parfum replica complete with an elegant dabber.

Come out and see your favorite superstar!!

Store location and opening hours:

Macy’s Glendale Galleria
2100 Colorado Blvd.
Glendale, CA 91210
818-240-8411

Tuesday opening hours: 10:00AM - 9:00PM

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 According to People magazine, Matt Damn of the “Bourne” movies is officially considered to be the sexiest man alive. What in the world were the editors of this high-class rag smoking when they reached that conclusion?

At best, Matt Damon is cute and marginally adorable - somewhat akin to a newborn Heinz-57 mutt puppy as its mother cleans its fur fresh out of the birth canal.

When you get right down to it, he’s actually rather ordinary in terms of physical appearance and sex appeal.  Not to mention that he has been reported to be very short and rather puny in stature in person.

Sexiest man alive? Sorry, but l’d be more inclined to go with Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Russel Crowe or even Bradd Pitt forthat matter, to receive this award. I would even go with Ben Affeck and Terrence Howard before I would consider Matt Damon to hold such world class standing.

Come on…the sexiest man alive should be so damn sexy that we catch our breath just looking at a picture of him.

George Clooney is that kind of man. A man you could spend days, weeks, even months sweating over while erotically fantasizing about. A man who has so much goin’ on sexually that you can’t keep yourself from wishing every man was “him”.

Matt Damon? Nope, uh-uh, no way. He’s a cute, little short guy with a lot of talent, definitely. But sexiest man alive? Maybe to a pygmy tribe in Africa that has no other point of reference when it comes to ’sexy’.

For the rest of us, we want a man who who is nothing but drop-dead gorgeous with a sexy lusciousness that makes us drool at the very sight of him.

Matt, you just aint it. Sorry, hon.

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Angelina Jolie says she’s going to do it.  

This year, for sure.

She’s bound and determined to try to cook a whole turkey herself for Brad and the kids this Thanksgiving. Even though she sheepishly admits, “I’ve never really cooked.”

Imagine, this globe-trotting super-vixen-slash-movie princess who is quite likely one of the most beautiful women in the world, toiled without fanfare to help earthquake victims in Pakistan with her favorite side-kick, Brad Pitt, over Thanksgiving in 2005.

Last year, they visited Viet Nam together and went sightseeing over the holiday.

This year? Plain old boring turkey will be served in the Jolie-Pitt household. Unless, of course, Ang somehow fumbles the ball in which case she’s reportedly said, “We’ll have a pizza waiting.”

And here I thought she  had the power to re-arrange the entire Universe with a mere blink of an eye.

Oops, my mistake. Paris Hilton has that job.

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Britney Spears is helping raise money for UNICEF by participating in a charity auction with X17.The item she donated was one signed copy of her new album ‘Blackout’.
God forbid she donate her ‘chic’ clothes though I won’t be surprised if there she is, munching on fried chicken and donating her kids.
It would be a lot more better for the publicity of her album if she did not run a red light with her kids in the car.
But hey, we still love her don’t we? I bet a lot of fans bid on the autographed album cause it was helping the children.
Did I mention it was signed in permenant marker?

Three days ago, I scoped out the auction on eBay and it was up to $7200.00.

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What Do Celebrities Blog About? - Shameless Self Promotion Of Course

This is an interesting post over at: Gawker.com

What Do Celebrities Blog About?

Well, according to this graph - Shameless Self Promotion is the motivation for a lot of them - 36%!

Example Celebrity Blogs:

DavidBeckham.com/blog (Mind you, as of the 11th November the last post was: 16th August 2007 - and yes, it was about soccer )

Donald Trump ~ Self Promotion ~ Self Promotion

Celebrity Blog | What Do Celebrities Blog About | Shameless Self Promotion Of Course

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 Eww.

No, make that a double ‘eww.’

According to this week’s People magazine, Ashley Olsen found her way onto Lance Armstrong’s lap in a bar in Manhattan and he was loving it. The twosome continued their mutual flirtatiousness by taking it to a downtown restaurant in the wee hours of the morning.

What these two could possibly see in each other with a 15-year age difference between them is beyond me. Maybe Lance feels the need to cuddle and feed a scrawny waif who looks as if she was born and raised during the great famine in Bangladesh.

Maybe she had so many Apple Martinis that she thought she was with some really cool older guy like Matthew McConaughey who she could go surfing with in the morning.

Lance was engaged to Sheryl Crow until last year. After two years of dating and an engagement that lasted a little over five months, he and Sheryl went their separate ways. His relationship with designer Tory Burch ended a few weeks ago.

Ashley has also had her own romantic relationships from 2002 to earlier this year.

People quotes a source who says Ashley has no problem dating someone who is 15 years older than she is. Apparently, Lance is A-OK with that age differential.

Who’s your daddy? Ashley just might say Lance is…but only time will tell.

Reps for both Lance and Ashley had no comment.

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Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck and their little girl, Violet, are so doggone adorable together that you could just eat them right up like they were a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream, a cherry and tons of sprinkles on top.

This celebrity couple definitely doesn’t fit the typical Hollywood prototype.  Are Ben and Jen out carousing in the clubs night after night a la Britney and Kevin? Nope.  Getting their home busted into by police with battering rams like Amy Winehouse and her hubby? Uh uh. Turning all freaky and morbid-to-peer-at like Tom Cruise and his apparent Stepford wife, Katie Holmes? Sorry, it just aint happenin’.

If there was ever a Hollywood marriage destined to survive for the long haul, my money’s on this one.  Jen and Ben seem so solid in the way that they care for each other in their marriage that it should inspire the rest of us. They both love that daughter of theirs so much that you can just tell from looking at them that they are, in fact, a real family.

Now Jen’s planning to host a talk show just for mothers. The news is so sweet to my ears that it practically puts me into a happiness-induced coma. Who but this wonderful celebrity mother could host such a show?

I can’t think of a single one. 

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Vince Vaughn’s new movie, “Fred Claus,” where he plays side-kick to Paul Giamatti’s Santa Claus might seem like an effortless comedy hat trick bouncing from “The Wedding Crashers” to “The Break Up” and now “Fred Claus.”  The truth is that this guy as a movie star is a super dud.

Consider how badly he dresses for award shows and movie premieres. Brad Pitt in his taking-Maddox-and-Pax-to-the-zoo casual wear runs blazing circles around this oaf. Even Hollywood paparazzi can’t manage to catch him in anything but stained t-shirts and baggy old pants.

Consider Vince’s dazzling promotional repartee about his latest movie: “”My nephew Dexter saw a (Fred Claus) poster of me. My sister’s really upset with me because he’s four and obviously she wants to keep the Santa Claus thing going. “And he was like, `How does Uncle Vince know Santa Claus? And why hasn’t Uncle Vince introduced me to Santa Claus?’ He thought I was holding out on him.”

Blah, blah, blah. Boring!

Vince needs to learn how to capitalize on his sex appeal as a movie star, plus learn how to talk and dress like one.  It’s sad that the most interesting thing about this guy is that he once shared a bed with Jennifer Aniston and even that isn’t saying much.

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Duane “Dog” Chapman’s show “Dog The Bounty Hunter” was pulled off the air by A&E after he uttered the “N” word a time or two in a phone conversation recorded by his son who sold the tapes to a tabloid putting a little of the green stuff in his son’s pocket.

If you think about it, who cares what was said? Dog is a good bounty hunter bringing criminals to justice around the clock, assisted by his wife and his children. If he wants to speak freely and call someone “a nigger” in what should have been a private conversation, I see no reason why he can’t speak freely under the First Amendment and be supported by the media for it.

Instead, he’s now being dragged through the muck and called a “racist”, destroying the good works his show on A&E has been recognized for since its inception.

If you think about it, freedom of speech means freedom of speech. How often throughout history have women been referred to by the “S” word or the “W” word or even the “C” word?

Have TV show money-makers been shut down over such lapses in political correctness where women are concerned? Not once.

Apparently, it’s okay to refer to women derogatorily on TV. It’s considered to be artistic license. But when a man like Dog exercises his First Amendment rights in a telephone recording, he goes down for it?

Something is obviously very wrong with the way we view rights to freedom of speech.

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Rita Cosby, the author of the best-selling book, “Blonde Ambition” about Anna Nicole Smith who died on February 8th is being sued by Howard K. Stern over allegations in the book that he and Larry Birkhead, the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannielynn, were gay lovers.

According to the National Enquirer, Stern is suing Cosby and her publishers for $60 million.

Cosby is accused of trying to influence two of Anna Nicole’s nannies into asserting the allegations made in her book that Birkhead and Stern were having a gay affair, so that she would have a strong defense in the lawsuit.

She wanted them to give an affidavit that they had seen the two men having sex together, offering them up to $15,000 for their testimony, agreeing to travel to the US to appear in court.

It’s been reported and verified by Elizabeth Thompson, attorney for both nannies, that Cosby never talked to either of the nannies before the book was published.

Cosby insists that the nannies watched a video of Stern and Birkhead having sex together. Others connected to the case say the tape was engineered to make it appear fthat a homosexual encounter took place.

Who’s to say what really happened? Anna Nicole’s son, Daniel, died in the Bahamas three days after his baby sister was born. Those who loved Anna Nicole believe that she grieved so intensely over the loss of her beloved Daniel that it was inevitable that she would follow him five months later in death.

Should we care whether her lawyer, Howard K. Smith, or the father of her daughter, Larry Birkhead were recorded in a tryst on video tape?

With Stern bringing a $60 million dollar lawsuit against Cosby and her publishers, my thoughts are that he and Birkhead will ultimately be vindicated. The nannies weren’t swayed by a pay-off and won’t confirm the affair.

Poor Anna Nicole spins like a pinwheel in her grave as her life is continued to be raked over the coals and those like Rita Cosby work like crazy to gain from her demise.

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Avril Lavigne beat Justin Timberlake in two award categories at the MTV Europe Music Awards 2007 last night in Germany.

She won the award for her song “Girlfriend” as the Most Addictive Track and an award for Solo Artist of 2007!

While Justin’s songs do spice up the dancefloor, you got to hand it to Avril for her album “The Best Damn Thing” which has really good tracks with really good lyrics.

Keep going Avril, just love your fans a little more

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On Ellen DeGeneres’ Halloween Show, she startled her studio audience and those who checked in via the boob tube on October 31 by sashaying out of the audience wearing a seductive long-tressed brunette wig, sultry makeup and a billowy-soft blue print pants and blouse ensemble.

This popular comedienne and celebrated out-of-the-closet lesbian who is also Portia de Rosse’s partner, usually wears extremely plain unisex clothes with her short blond hairdo.

Those who caught her show on Halloween know that Ellen was so downright gorgeously feminine as a mane-tossing brunette, she put a large percentage of heterosexual women and those who consider themselves to be “lipstick lesbians” so far back on the list of “Desirables” that she literally owned that list.

You can catch a snippet of her looking so hot during this broadcast here on her website under Ellen’s Staff Puts the Trick in “Trick” in Trick or Treat at http://ellen.warnerbros.com/.

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Today is halloween, and a host of celebs are going to be celebrating more than just vampires and witches tonight.

Below is a list of the celebrities who are born on Halloween, we wish them a spooktastic birthday.

A Happy Spooky Halloween Birthday to 80s rap icon Vanilla Ice (1968), Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz a.k.a. the “King Ad-Rock” (1966), The Hot Chick Rob Schneider (1963), baseball player Fred ‘Crime Dog‘ McGriff (1963), U2 drummer Larry Mullin Jr. (1961), Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson (1961), comedian John Candy (1950)

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