Arnold Swarzenegger, (the Governor of California for the uninitiated) has been petitioned by Paris’s paid advisors, sorry fans, to overturn her 45 day sentence for driving without a license. Unfortunately for Paris, the appeal has fallen on deaf ears. What are you going to do now, Paris? All those couture dresses won’t go down well in prison. Hasta la vista, baby.
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Just days after Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail, her longtime publicist Elliot Mintz announced that he no longer reps Miss Hilton.
He released the followng statement to TMZ.com:
“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”
I’m sorry, but it is not hard to find out if your license is suspended or to find out if you can drive legally or not. There really is not an excuse for that. I do think 45 days is too long for her, but maybe she will learn a lesson.
Source: Jen’s Juice
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Paris was seen earlier today driving a brand spanking new Spyker C8 Spyder. In proof that life can be very unfair at times, Parisite was given the Spyder as a gift by Bullrun. The DUI loving Hilton will be participating in the Bullrun’s 2007 invite only, week long, cross country road race which starts in Montreal, Quebec, Canada on May 11th with the finish line in Key West.
The Bullrun website describes the race as:
A legendary annual cross country live car rally over a week involving 100 cars, celebrities and a party in every city every night. It is the most glamorous and high profile “luxury lifestyle” automotive rally. Each year, a hundred of the world’s premier super-cars embark on the beginning of an invite-only epic eight-day rolling party across the USA, bringing together a celebrity strewn cast of characters and ’petrosexuals’ for an unforgettable adventure, where, the only obligatory goals are to party, drive and enjoy… Fueled by an impressive schedule of public and private events at the finest venues and hotels and in the most exciting cities in America, ’Bullrunners’ make their way from one checkpoint to the next, learning their destinations daily, rocking to a close each night in the party capitals of America. This real live event is filmed for 52 countries outside the USA.
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Ashlee Simpson squeezed herself into this strapless number
Ash is definitely winning out against sister Jess in the style stakes these days
Carmen Electra in the classic legs spread porn pose
Jennifer was presented with Style Icon Of The Year Awards, Que?
Jennifer brought along hubby Marc Antony to celebrate
She looked 1970’s fierce in this white tuxedo
Sport’s Illustrated model Marissa Miller dressed for prom
Heroes’ Ali Larter looked stunning
Parisite’s wonky eye was working overtime last night
I can’t decide if I loathe Lilo’s do or like it so I’ll err on the side of caution and go for loathe
All the celebutards were out in force last night at club Sugar in LA to celebrate US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party 2007. Lilo picked up Red Carpet Style of the Year and J-Lo walked away with Style Icon of The Year.
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The Armani Exchange Sunglasses party last night might have been fun but a lot of the guests weren’t that sure as they all spend the night wearing sunglasses inside. Nicole Ritchie was the hostess with the mostess while Lilo, Parasite and Lance Bass were the VIP guests.
Guests checked into a parking lott of the Sunset strip and were then shuttled to Sunset Plaza drive for a the party which was held at a private residence
Paris and Nicole posed for the paps and Paris reeled off some Simple Life bullshit: “I’m glad to see my best friend again. I haven’t seen her in a while, I’ve been so busy,” said Paris of her frenemy Nicole. You can feel the lov the BFFs have for each other in the above party and the fact the girl with the tatts looks petrified that a full scale bitch fight is about to break out. Paris also pretended she like Nicole’s new hair, “I love her hair this lond and this blonde” the heiress cooed. Parisite also wore a shiteous lilac slip that was supposed to be a dress from her sister’s new fashion line, Nicolai. Paris also apprently nearly fell into the pool but unfortuantely didn’t.
Lindsay was also on form with the brilliant quote - “Armani Exchange Is Young and Fun”. - it even rhymed. Lilo also talked about her choice of outfits “I went through several outfits before I settled on this one,” . I’m confused so she was trying to look like a pregnant disco ball? . “My shoes are Louis Vuitton—I bought them in an amazing shop in Tokyo—the belt is from Chanel and the dress is La Rok.” Lindsay’s alleged lesbian lover Sam Ronson was also DJing last night.
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Paris was spotted heading to the Crunch again yesterday but this time without her new constant companion her trainer - no doubt Parasite had him on the phone though. I kind of feel a little sad for the Hilton heiress lately the only company she has is her trainer, Josh Henderson and her bodyguards but that’s what you get when you live life like Paris - (i.e. be a malicious ho)
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Seeing as Paris has driven away or is feuding with any of her former girlfriends, she has to pay people to hang with her. Hence her trainer becoming her new BFF. First they went for a work out at Crunch, then grabbed some lunch at the Beverly Centre before hitting up Louis Vuitton to have a look at some new work out shoes.
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Paris arriving at Area nightclub in Hollywood last night
Paris leaving Hyde nightclub
Paris visited Area and Hyde last night all on her lonesome - X17 report that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie went club hopping last night together, visiting Winston’s and Hyde. Highschool or Hollywood?
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Parasite was out shopping yesterday and based on her clothing it’s easy to ascertain that she was having one of her delusional/crazy days so she decided to stop in at the pet store.
After looking at some bunny rabbits
and letting a dog sniff her up
The heiress finally set her heart on a little Parakeet.
Shouldn’t PETA or the ASPCA or someone launch some campaign against Paris owning animals - they all end up going “to the farm”.
Update: Thankfully x17 are reporting that Paris didnt buy the parakeet, bird lovers can rest easier tonight
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dancing with the dlisters
myspace.com/privacyc*nt is not who everyone thinks it is, that url has been hacked/leaked and has not been her account for a while, its now run by some desperate loser who stole her url the second her account was deleted.
this fatass needs to be more focused on keeping her legs closed more then being worried about whos fucking that deadbeat rocker.
starkitten@tmail.com = 10 DILDOS IN HER ASS
Even the boys are getting in on the hacking action - 1st Lindsay’s Myspace was allegedly hacked, then last night Shanna Moakler posted up Paris’s and Lilo’s e-mail addresses on her blog, referring to them as ‘fungus’. In retaliation, Harry Morton who is Lindsay’s ex posted a defaced naked picture of Shanna on his MySpace blog and said she had aids - classy, right?
Don’t 12 year olds find fighting on MySpace immature? - I’m not complaining though, watching this group of celebutards out-douche each other is what gossip blogs are for
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Here’s a helpful tip, if you’re happily smiling out the window, that expensive personal trainer you’ve hired probably isn’t worth the money. Here’s another tip, wearing sunglasses while working out inside is verging on ridiculous.
In other Paris related news, Perez is denying that Lindsay’s MySpace has been hacked:
P.S. No, her [Lindsay’s] MySpace was not hacked. Any alleged emails are fake, like her tan!
PS: Perez, it’s not exactly news that Lindsay’s tan is fake - she is a natural redhead after all - but it’s a bit childish and hyprocritical for Perez to call Lindsay out on her tan when his favourite Hilton is carrot coloured at the best of times.
So was Lindsay’s MySpace hacked? Perez was awful quick to deny it but could that be because one of the released e-mail shows Paris and Lindsay messaging each other - in which Paris denies she’s that close of a friend to Perez and that really she’s only using him because he gets into lots of parties:
I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what pops up in the next couple of days but sources at ohnotheydidnt seem pretty sure that these and the rest of the messages are most definitely the real deal.
In other Lindsay news, she’s till a complete tool but I’d still choose Team Lohan over Team Paris any day:
Lindsay must be coming down with something because the starlutard got all photo shy when leaving Le Deux last night. Either that or she’s embarrassed that she forgot her pants or else Taliban chic is in this season.
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While it’s good to see Cameron letting her hair down and taking a night off from hanging at the Gym On Nero with Teddy Bass, partying with Paris Hilton! What was the Charlie’s Angel thinking, no good can come of partying with a Hilton, only a Valtrex prescription to treat the herpes you will eventually contract.
But last night Cameron partied alongside Paris, Nicky and Nicky’s current boyfriend, David Katzenberg (the guy with the prison break hair cut in the 4th picture from the top). However Cam had a hard time keeping up with seasoned party whore Parisite and so ended up having to be escorted from the party by her friend Shane from Survivor: Panama (the guy in the bottom picture). Poor Cam was so drunk she tried to get into the wrong car until the waiting photogs told her otherwise and pointed her back to her Prius (don’t worry Cam wasn’t driving home, she had a driver)
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I had no idea that there was a market for this sort of thing but then there’s all kind of sickos in this world:
eBay is auctioning off the hamper the celebutard used at her West Hollywood home. It’s “in excellent condition . . . No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator,” the posting reads. There’s no bidders so far.
Hilton’s normally unflappable rep, Elliot Mintz, told us, “I just cannot think of a single thing to say.”
PARIS HILTON’S DIRTY LAUNDRY HAMPER
BID TODAY AND BRING AND BUY A PIECE OF PARIS!
This is truly PARIS HILTON HAMPER, where she kept all her dirty laundy. The item comes with a certificaate of authencity from Star Sylte, who ran a Paris Hilton auction that included furntiure and this piece. The Paris Hilton hamper is in excellent condition. This is your chance to share in Paris’ dirty laundy. No DNA found inside but maybe you have a better investigator.
If you’re one of those sickos by all means head over to e-bay - there’s a reserve price of $50 for the hamper - bargaintastic
Elliot is probably too buy trying to deal with Parasite’s impending May 4 court date for allegedly violating her reckless-driving probation. Hopefully she’ll get locked up, I hear there’s plenty of opportunities to do laundry in prison.
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Paris has been acting pretty boring lately, eating icecream and making booty calls to her new sleaztastic boytoy Josh Henderson with the odd upskirt thrown in, but Gatecrasher are reporting today that Paris has entered full batshit crazy mode:
The heiress deluxe was spotted arriving alone at L.A. hot spot Les Deux a week ago Friday. She met up with sister Nicky and seemed adequately served by the bar, according to a witness.
“But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself - but loudly - so everyone around her could hear,” says the fellow clubgoer. “And she wasn’t saying it to anybody - she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!”
So there’s 3 options here, 1st: Paris really does miss her favourite firecrotch whose currently in Japan and can’t get La Lohan off her mind, 2nd: it’s her idea of a good PR stunt or 3rd: Parisite is actually board certified crazy and the men in white coats can’t be too far away from coming for the ‘heiress deluxe’.
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Parasite Hilton showed up at Baselworld yesterday (the world’s largest watch fair) to launch her new line of shiteous timepieces in partnership with Parlux (the people who bought you Paris’s perfume line). Initally there will be 5 collections including a bangle with a floral design in colours from pink to faux leopard (classy). There will also be a square-cased series like the one on Paris’s wrist above, a ‘whimsical charms motif’ and an acyrlic-braclet line. Retailing from $85 to $200 even the cheapest Paris Hilton stalker should be able to afford a piece of Paris to wear on their wrist.
And before you ask, I have no idea why she’s wearing a huge schwaroski bear around her neck other than the obivious - she’s special.
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