After this incident I thought Mischa might give up on the high waisted ‘trend’. 

I was wrong

This is Mischa earlier on today in London in Sergio Rossi. 

I refuse to accept this is a ‘trend’ because for all intents and purposes these are ‘mom jeans’ which in effect make Mischa look fat.  That’s Mischa Barton who has the figure of a model look fat. Plus doesn’t it look a bit snug around the vajayjay as Oprah would say.  So they’re not comfortable and they make you look fat. 

On a positive note - cute shoes

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Mischa Barton has bigger balls than Alec Baldwin.  3 days after Jessica Simpson was seen failing miserably to pull off the high waisted look at Cabo Cantina, the former OC Star is seen walking the streets of London  in high waisted shorts.  (I’m going to pretend that she’s isn’t also wearing a fringe sweater because I can only deal with so much fug at one time)

Note to all girls:  Mischa is tall, leggy and flatchested and she still can’t pull this trend off  - so don’t be tempted to try it - no matter what Vogue, Harper’s or Cosmo tell you, you will end up looking like a fool and people will laugh at you. 

For example here’s what happens when you’re under 5″10, curvy and have a cup size larger than A:

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Mischa is the latest celeb to front Superdrug’s SAFE (Skin Awareness For Everyone) campagin in Britian and is pictured above at the launch of the summer promotion looking the cutest she has in a long while:

“I spend a lot of my life in the sun and know how important it is to be sun aware and protect your skin.

“I hope that my support of Superdrug’s important campaign will ensure everyone stays safe in the sun this summer whether at home, on holiday or even on the beaches of California.”

Deep stuff from Mischa there.  Since The OC has ended, we haven’t seen much of Mishca as a working girl besides being a spokeswoman for KED’s but she does have a few projects in the pipeline,

• Closing The Ring - Scheduled for a September release and co-starring Shirley McLaine, Christopher Plummer and Neve Campbell

“In 1943, A dying gunner, who was in a crash involving a United States B-17, gives a ring to a local to return to his girlfriend in the USA. Fifty years later, a man finds the ring and tracks down the girlfriend and the history of this ring. Set in Belfast and North Carolina”

• The Virgin Territory - Scheduled for a September release and co-starring Hayden Christensen

“Young Florentines regale one another in the Italian countryside while the black plague decimates their city”

• Don’t Fade Away - In post production - no release date - co-starring Beau Bridges, Ja Rule and Ryan Kwanten

Life was easy for Jackson White. With looks, brains, and athletic ability,the world’s possibilities seemed limitless. But, when he came to New York City to pursue a career in the music industry, he was so seduced by money and status that he lost track of who he was. Now, with both his personal and professional lives on the edge of ruin, he’s been called home to care for his dying father. While in North Carolina, he’ll have to confront the friends he lost track of and the girl he never met

• Malice In Sunderland - Not due to start shooting until September

Details the story of an American student who finds herself disoriented in Sunderland after being hit by a taxi. Billed as a contemporary take on Lewis Carroll’s classic tale “Alice in Wonderland”.

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Seems like Young Hollywood are turning Japanese.  First Lindsay heads over there for a dykalicious holiday charity work and now Mischa appears on the cover of Japanese Elle.  Expect Ashlee and Pete over there any day now. 

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Mischa Barton caused a little bit of a fuss when she and her puppy Ziggy went through LAX yesterday.  Whose mane looked better, Ziggy’s or Mischa with her new long blonde hair extensions?

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I’m pretty sure at this stage the only form of nutrition the Olsen’s get is from Starbucks, maybe that explains Ashley’s lank hair, you’re a billionaire Ashley get thee to a hairdresser, cute wallet though.

Meanwhile Ashley looks like a picture of health compared to her land of the living death sister Mary Kate who looks like she was casting evil looks on the paps as they captured her yesterday during a photo-shoot

Poor Lindsay, she looks mildly delusional in this outfit.  I can only guess that the Lohan has been trippin on acid lately as it’s the only legitimate excuse I’ll take for this throw back 80 outfit. 

Kudos to Ms Barton, very cute outfit  even if she still looks like she needs a good wash, which seems to be the common thread in the look of these 3 starletards. 

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TMZ captured this picture of Kelly Osbourne on a LA beach wearing perhaps the most unattractive jumper I’ve ever seen and one of young hollywood’s key trends of the moment, fugalicous white framed sunglasses.  I love me some Kelly, but this broke ass wig she’s been sporting all around LA has got to stop.  She did not recently shave her head as a result of a drug fueled psychological breakdown so she has literally no excuse for this look.

I hate to say it but Kelly is in danger of morphing into The Gossip’s lead singer Beth Ditto.  Still it’s better than her developing an addiciton to horse tranquilisers to turn herself into size zero so I still heart Ozzy’s daughter.  TMZ also reveal that Kelly is set to star in Malice in Sunderland, a British take on Alice in Wonderland set in the North East of Wonderland alongside, former OCer Misha Barton

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On-off girlfriend of Hugh Grant, Jemima Goldsmith showed off some serious leg and big hair at the Diners De Tsars last night.  Also in attendnace, the gorgeous Natalia V and the misguided Mischa Barton. 

The charity dinner, cost 1,500 sterling a head but the diners were treated to a pretty spectacular meal and raised hundreds of thousands for Unicef so everyone went home satisfied:

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Mischa Barton working the ‘golden granny’ look for the Teenage Cancer Trust at the Royal Albert Hall in London.

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Mischa Barton and her crazy eyes made an appearance at the Chocolate Ball in aid of children’s cancer charity CILC Sargent at London’s Dorchester Hotel last night.  Guests were told to eat as much chocolate as  they possibly could but looking at Mischa’s eyes she was more interested in other substances:

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Mischa, Ashley and Lindsay are all in NYC at the moment, March must be the month that the starlets migrate.  Ashley’s look is my favourite by far, I covet that bag.

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Greasy Oil Heiress and BFF of Paris Hilton, Brandon Davis’s package

Harry Potter in a disturbing position against a horse:

Click HERE for the NSFW version  if you can stomach it

Mischa Barton’s leopard print camel toe:

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