Looks like Lindsay Lohan has fell “off the wagon” [AGAIN] and landed in a tree!

According to Beverly Hills Police, Lindsay Lohan was involved in a single vehicle accident while driving under the “influence”, on Saturday May 26. According to TMZ, “Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills around 5:30 AM. Police report that they found a “usable amount of cocaine…but not on her person”[I assume they found it in the car]. Apparently Lohan suffered minor injuries to her chest area.

For the first time in a long time I am ALMOST speechless. What a friggin’ dummy! I totally get that she’s young, and wants to party and live the “good life”, but c’mon. What is it about some of these spoiled rich brats in Hollywood that make them think its okay to get their OVER-RATED drunk and coked out asses behind a wheel and drive?

Hey they can ruin their lives all they choose, but when you operate a deadly weapon (at top speed), 5:30 in the morning–it just SCREAMS SELFISH IDIOCY and BLANTANT CARELESSNESS.  When one examines the alarming rate that people are killed in drunk driving accidents, it makes me shiver to think that this chick is cruisin’ the streets…HIGH as a kite, at 5:30am. You would think that after a night of chauffeured club-hopping and boozing the 20 year old “actress” (and I use the term “actress” loosely) would have decided to settle into a comfy warm bath and cotton pj’s.You might think that, but you would be wrong. I guess she was off to get some more blow, or a friggin cheeseburger from McDonald’s, who knows?

Do us all a favor Lindsay stay off the streets and save YOUR life and OURS…So much for rehab, right Lin?

Unbelievable!

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Lindsay Lohan’s still keeping us entertained with the car crash that is her life.  

In the latest episode of Sitcom Lindsay, she was allegedly thrown out of New York’s Soho Grand Hotel for throwing a tantrum when her f***buddy, the notorious womaniser, Calum Best checked into the hotel with another woman.  Lindsay, who was treated for alcoholism earlier in the year, partied until 1.30am then collapsed in the hotel lobby, rolling around on the floor and according to reports, ‘Everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties.’   After being carried up to her room by the night manager, she went round to Calum’s room and started banging on the door.  When he opened the door and she caught a glimpse of the woman inside, Lindsay went mental, shrieking and banging on the door.  Eventually she was asked to leave and checked out an hour later.  

Oh, Lindsay.  I like you, I really do.  You’ve got genuine talent, looks and money but you seem intent on throwing it away faster than you can say, ‘Kate Moss and Pete Doherty.’  

The next shocking story I want to read about you is, ‘Lindsay stays in and watches ‘Sex and the City’ dvds whilst drinking orange juice’.  You know it’ll do you good.

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 Ashlee Simpson squeezed herself into this strapless number

 Ash is definitely winning out against sister Jess in the style stakes these days

Carmen Electra in the classic legs spread porn pose

Jennifer was presented with Style Icon Of The Year Awards, Que?

Jennifer brought along hubby Marc Antony to celebrate

She looked 1970’s fierce in this white tuxedo

Sport’s Illustrated model Marissa Miller dressed for prom

Heroes’ Ali Larter looked stunning

Parisite’s wonky eye was working overtime last night

I can’t decide if I loathe Lilo’s do or like it so I’ll err on the side of caution and go for loathe

All the celebutards were out in force last night at club Sugar in LA to celebrate US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party 2007.  Lilo picked up Red Carpet Style of the Year and J-Lo walked away with Style Icon of The Year. 

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The Armani Exchange Sunglasses party last night might have been fun but a lot of the guests weren’t that sure as they all spend the night wearing sunglasses inside.  Nicole Ritchie was the hostess with the mostess while Lilo, Parasite and Lance Bass were the VIP guests.   

Guests checked into a parking lott of the Sunset strip and were then shuttled to Sunset Plaza drive for a the party which was held at a private residence

Paris and Nicole posed for the paps and Paris reeled off some Simple Life bullshit:  “I’m glad to see my best friend again. I haven’t seen her in a while, I’ve been so busy,” said Paris of her frenemy Nicole.  You can feel the lov the BFFs have for each other in the above party and the fact the girl with the tatts looks petrified that a full scale bitch fight is about to break out.  Paris also pretended she like Nicole’s new hair, “I love her hair this lond and this blonde” the heiress cooed.  Parisite also wore a shiteous lilac slip that was supposed to be a dress from her sister’s new fashion line, Nicolai.   Paris also apprently nearly fell into the pool but unfortuantely didn’t. 

Lindsay was also on form with the brilliant quote - “Armani Exchange Is Young and Fun”.  - it even rhymed.  Lilo also talked about her choice of outfits “I went through several outfits before I settled on this one,” .  I’m confused so she was trying to look like a pregnant disco ball?  . “My shoes are Louis Vuitton—I bought them in an amazing shop in Tokyo—the belt is from Chanel and the dress is La Rok.” Lindsay’s alleged lesbian lover Sam Ronson was also DJing last night. 

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dancing with the dlisters

myspace.com/privacyc*nt is not who everyone thinks it is, that url has been hacked/leaked and has not been her account for a while, its now run by some desperate loser who stole her url the second her account was deleted.

this fatass needs to be more focused on keeping her legs closed more then being worried about whos fucking that deadbeat rocker.

starkitten@tmail.com = 10 DILDOS IN HER ASS

Even the boys are getting in on the hacking action - 1st Lindsay’s Myspace was allegedly hacked, then last night Shanna Moakler posted up Paris’s and Lilo’s e-mail addresses on her blog, referring to them as ‘fungus’.  In retaliation, Harry Morton who is Lindsay’s ex posted a defaced naked picture of Shanna on his MySpace blog and said she had aids - classy, right?

Don’t 12 year olds find fighting on MySpace immature? - I’m not complaining though, watching this group of celebutards out-douche each other is what gossip blogs are for

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Here’s a helpful tip, if you’re happily smiling out the window, that expensive personal trainer you’ve hired probably isn’t worth the money.  Here’s another tip, wearing sunglasses while working out inside is verging on ridiculous. 

In other Paris related news, Perez is denying that Lindsay’s MySpace has been hacked:

P.S. No, her [Lindsay’s] MySpace was not hacked. Any alleged emails are fake, like her tan!

PS:  Perez, it’s not exactly news that Lindsay’s tan is fake - she is a natural redhead after all - but it’s a bit childish and hyprocritical for Perez to call Lindsay out on her tan when his favourite Hilton is carrot coloured at the best of times. 

So was Lindsay’s MySpace hacked?  Perez was awful quick to deny it but could that be because one of the released e-mail shows Paris and Lindsay messaging each other - in which Paris denies she’s that close of a friend to Perez and that really she’s only using him because he gets into lots of parties:

I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what pops up in the next couple of days but sources at ohnotheydidnt seem pretty sure that these and the rest of the messages are most definitely the real deal. 

In other Lindsay news, she’s till a complete tool but I’d still choose Team Lohan over Team Paris any day:

Lindsay must be coming down with something because the starlutard got all photo shy when leaving Le Deux last night.  Either that or she’s embarrassed that she forgot her pants or else Taliban chic is in this season. 

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After being away from her Cobrasnake buddies while in Japan, Lilo was finally reunited with DJ AM and DJ Akoi at LAX last night. 

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Lindsay’s is next month’s Allure’s covergirl and the NY Post have got a hold of some of the fantastic and delusional quotes that Lilo came up with in her interview: 

On her role as protector to her friends and family (seriously): 

“When my friends and family are around me I feel like they’re safe . . . When my friends have left me - I’ve just seen everything collapse. They’re not safe without me”

On her partying lifestyle continuing post rehab: 

 “That’s my life!”

On being ’shocked’ at ending up at rehab:

“It’s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab.”

She finished up with: 

“Everybody’s tired of hearing things about me and them . . . I think it’s just better for me to lie low and get better.”

I wouldn’t hold your breath for Lindsay going under the radar anytime soon, besider who will protect her family and friends?  Somewhere in the interview she also manages to  compare herself to screen legend Marilyn Monore

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Lohan’s back in the USA.  Unlike other people who might suffer the effects of jetlag after a flight back from Japan, Lindsay’s made of sterner party stuff and was back at Winston’s last night. On a completely separate note, Lilo had a mysterious white powder on the back of her jeans (what she was doing that it ended up there I have no idea) and her one of her companions looks like he had a bloody nose problem. 

But life isn’t all roses for La Lohan, earlier on in the day she went for lunch at Orso and Lindsay and her glass of wine  water were left all alone.

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Where is all this charity work and visiting of orphanages of that Lindsay waxed lyrical about before her trip to Japan?  More pictures from JustJared of Lindsay’s Japanese trip. 

The main reason Lilo is in Japan beisdes dancing in DJ booths is to shoot her Jill Stuart campaign.  But earlier today my 2nd favourite Lohan (you just know younger brother Cody has hellraiser written all over him) visited her alleged lesbian lover DJ Sam Ronson’s  twin sister’s  Charlotte’s flagship store (I know it’s complicated, it’s Lindsay).  Charlotte is the girl in the 3rd picture from the top with the sunglasses on her head while Sam is the girl in the bottom picture.  

The more I think about Lindsay’s alleged  lesbian love affair the more I think Lohan was the one to start the rumour, she was probably afraid that we’d forget about her when she was in Japan. 

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Out of sight, out of mind does not apply to La Lohan.  Even when she’s in Japan, Lohan Watch is still on.  Lilo’s still hanging out with her supposed dykalicous lover DJ Charlotte Ronson, still knows how to work a camera til it cracks and by the looks of it is still a fan of narcotics. 

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Here’s Lilo in Japan with her supposed DJ lover.  I’m not going to call bullshit on this story because it’s probably true but what’s also more than likely is that Lindsay can only go so long without man attention, daddy issues, so sooner rather than later we’ll hear of her hooking up with some random male celebrity. 

In the meantime Page 6 are reporting today that living next one floor below Lindsay sucks especially if you’re her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton:

HARRY Morton just can’t seem to get rid of Lindsay Lohan. The billion-heir lives one floor below his flame-haired ex in L.A.’s posh Sierra Towers, “which is awkward enough,” a spy said. But it only got worse last month when Lohan’s pipes burst and flooded his place. “There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry’s multimillion-dollar apartment,” our sources added. A rep for Lohan said, “This happened while Lindsay was in New York and we find the timing odd, but the situation is being dealt with.”

I wouldn’t put it past Lindsay to come up with some intricate revenge plan to mess with her ex Harry Morton.  La Lohan always has a devious little glint in her eye.  I also wouldn’t put it past the celebutard to be unable to actually come up with the actual details herself and leave it for her personal assistant to plan. 

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Dina Lohan was on vacation in Miami last weekend with mini Lindsay, Ali and the youngest and as of yet uncorrupted Lohan, Cody. As usual for a Lohan family gathering it was a sober affair:

On Friday, she and friends drank poolside at the Shore Club before moving on to Grass, where she ordered bottle service for her table and stayed for hours. The next night, she and a group of 20-somethings hit Suite, where they downed vodka and cranberry drinks and champagne - racking up a $750 bill, which the club graciously comped. Dina left the waitress a mere $100 tip.

Of course being a true Lohan, Dina denies the story:  “We weren’t drinking at all . . . We were there to see a DJ named Justin and possibly sign him”.

What about Dina’s eldest, Lindsay whose currently terrorising the nation of Japan:

She left Sunday for Tokyo, where she hit Club Feria on Monday night with deejay pals Samantha Ronson, Sinatra and Vitale. The trip follows a visit last week to the Izakaya Japanese restaurant in Los Angeles, where the 20-year-old actress ordered green tea - after being carded by the waitress. In Touch mag reports an older pal then ordered sake for the table, and quotes a witness saying La Lohan drank it from her teacup.

Of course her rep denies that fair Lindsay would ever let a drop of alcohol near her lips

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From Gatecrasher:

Which buxom U.S. pop/R&B star was declined entry to a press-club room on a recent media tour of Japan until she covered up her famous assets with a less-revealing outfit?

From Perez:

What hard-pAArtying actress is currently happily involved in a lesbian relationship with a third-rate DJ?

Prezzle is obviously referring to AA loving Lohan and her BFF lesbian DJ Samantha Ronson but I’d take this one with a little pinch of salt as the blue haired Queen Of All Media has a long running feud with Ronson due to some MySpace pictures Sam posted and his hatred of Lohan due to his his love of Paris is well documented.  The above picture is Lindsay getting a kiss from model May Anderson when she was in New York in mid March.  The girl on the decks below is Sam Ronson, not exactly feeling the chemistry on this one but it’s Lindsay so who knows?

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Lindsay Lohan told In Touch Weekly that she would love to play the role of Princess Dianain an upcoming biopic:

“It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman.”

To get into spirit Lilo is going all the way to Japan to do some charity work

“I’m going to Japan soon with my friend Charlotte Ronson, who’s a designer, and I’m researching some charity work that I can do and visit some orphanages.”

First off, either last night La Lohan was too intoxicated after yet another night on ‘Red Bull’ that she couldn’t manage to close her shirt after enjoying some random groping or else she thought her flashing some breast would help her gain a few extra column inches (why buy the milk when you’ve seen the cow), either way Lindsay playing Princess Diana is not going to happen.Secondly I’m concerned about Lindsay going near orphanages, she may get high and think it’s a good idea to bring home a little Japanese baby.  Would you put it past her?

In other Lindsay news check out this brilliant tibit from Holy Moly (I edited it a little)

You may notice that the current cover of ‘Pop’ magazine features a male model, but this was not meant to be the case. After all, the magazine had spent a small fortune on acquiring Lindsay Lohan.  What could have gone wrong? It turned out to be a re-fuelling problem for the Hollywood starlet, who turned up to the photo shoot somewhat the worse for wear. The shy, retiring young lady insisted on being topless in almost every shot, demanding that her bangers be photographed for posterity. A couple of hours later, photographers Mert and Marcus were left with a series of shots of Lohan’s lollipops and little else. Luckily, there were two shots in which the strumpet had failed to thrust her breasts into the lens and the pics were totally without nipples.  Unfortunately, those two shots contained rather graphic illustrations of the entrance to Lindsay’s womb. Damage limitation time. Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane, phoned the magazine the very next morning and told the editor that if any of these pictures saw the light of day, said editor would “never work in Hollywood again.”

Aw Lindsay Lohan -  totally Diana material

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