Kevin Federline has reportedly been offered a role in the Tony-nominated musical Legally Blonde based on the nothing-nominated movie.

His ex Shar Jackson says will apparently test his song-and-dance chops in a trio of roles.K-fed will play the role of the UPS guy who inspires the “bend and snap.”

Major bonding going on…wonder if hes looking to screw her over after shes helped him out.Britney flashback without the paparazzi giving a damn.

I actually liked Legally Blonde.Its so air-headed and fun to watch.But Kevin Federline? Will he be an inspiration to nail salon workers to have confidence in themselves? *snort*

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Now that he’s a single man, K-Fed has to earn his own money and so I think that’s the reason why Kevin was bouncing around inside a giant inflatable can of Axe bodyspray on corner of Hollywood and Highland yesterday.  (Axe bodyspray is branded as Lynx is Europe).  If the Axe/Linx effect can make women attracted to an ex back up dancer/failed white rapper who is also Britney’s ex, whose only income is from playing on bouncy castles and has 3 kids from 2 baby mommas then I am going to buy shares in the company. 

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This gorgeous man piece (have you ever seen a mug shot that just screamed ‘potential serial killer’) is wierdly enough Kevin Federline’s younger brother Cameron, obviously not a winner in the genetic lottery stakes.  Star Magazine are reporting that Cameron , 20 was arrsted on March 4 during a ‘raucous party’ at the Federline residence in Pendleton, Oregon.  April 3, C-Fed pled guilty to, ‘providing liquor to minors’, ‘illegal possession of alcohol by a minor’ and ‘illegal possession of alcohol by a monor by consumption’. 

The younger Federline was sentenced to 90 days jail, 85 days of his sentence were suspended on the condition that he doesn’t get arrested again within a year, that he pays a $708 fine and attends a victim’s impact panel on alcohol abuse.  Cameron is scheduled for release Saturday, April 7.  Trailertrashtastic, I heart the Federlines. 

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Britney and her newly whitened teeth out and about celebrating the finalisation of her divorce to Kevin Federline while a satisfied Federline walks away from the lawyer’s office.    TMZ report that under the ‘air tight pre-nup’ Kevin will walk away with $1million and joint physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James.  Yes she’s wearing what appear to be a baby blanket and yet another fugtastic wig and hat combination but I have faith in Britney she’s looking good and she’s been off the drink and drugs since February.  I almost feel sad that Britney and Kevin have called it quits, surprisingly I got to like K-Fed during Britney’s emotional meltdown

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These are the pics of Britney on a short break from Promises Rehab facility to visit an AA meeting in Santa Monica.  She looks genuinely happy and healthy and seem so be on the right path.  On the bottom picture the writing on her hand spells ‘Push’.  Brit is also sporting a ring on her left right finger.  Although not her wedding ring, there are rumours that Kevin and Britney could be getting back together. 

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Kevin took a trip to rehab himself yesterday but just to visit Britney. He spent an hour and a half chatting privately with Promises‘ newest resident. A source close to Kevin told People Magazine

“Britney scared everyone pretty bad. Kevin is worried that’s for sure, Kevin just wants her to be OK. He loves her, so however she can get better is just what we’ll have to accept. [They] will make it work with the kids – it’s all still for them.”

The New York Daily News reports that Kevin has agreed to call the custody battle until Britney is fully better.

Everyone around Britney is in agreement that Kevin has been a rock for Britney during this time. A source at Promises revealed that he has been very involved in her stay at the Rehab facility. Even Jason Alexander, Britney’s childhood sweetheart and ex husband of all of 55 hours admits that Federline is “a good dude…Maybe getting Kevin out of her life wasn’t the best thing for her”.
Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears (a recovering alcoholic) told Fox News from Brit’s hometown of Louisiana that Pop Princess Britney is, “a sick little girl. We’re just trying to take care of her”. Without elaborating he went on to say that Britney’s problems are, “not about what other people think”.

Meanwhile Larry Rudolph, Brit’s manager denied the National Enquirer’s reports that Spears was on suicide watch:

“The story is absolutely untrue. She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better

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TMZ is reporting that Britney is headed pack to Rehab. After attending, Crossroads and Promises VIPGlamour wonders which aptly named rehab facility Britney has headed to this time but there’s no confirmed reports as of yet. 

Unsurprisingly it looks that Britney didn’t really have a choice in the matter. TMZ report that if Spears pulls her now usual stunt of leaving before 24 hours are up she, Kevin Federline will have go to court seeking orders allowing him fully and unquestioned full custody of the children. Britney has to stay for her full course of treatment, which is expected to last 30-45 days in order to keep up her part of the deal

 Kevin has cancelled today’s emergency custody hearing as a result of this breaking development. TMZ also report that last night a troubled Brit showed up to at Kevin’s looking to see the children but understandably he wouldn’t let her in.

Finally it seems like Britney will be getting the help she needs and luckily she has Kevin on her side to look after their children while all this is going on. After all that has gone on, it turns out that Kevin is the good guy of the relationship something VIPglamour never thought would be written on these pages.

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Post rehab attempt number two, Britney was seen at the law office of Tarlow &Berk, who seem to specialise in celebrities in trouble. They represented Mel Gibson last year during his infamous anti-Semitic rants and DUI. US Magazine saw her with her cousin Allie Sims in a Mercedes. Allied “had tears streaming down her face. Brit just had a blank look on her face”.

A source at Promises rehab facility which Britney was able to leave as she was a voluntary patient tells People: “If she comes back for treatment, Promises will have to assess the situation. Sometimes people come back, but it doesn’t look good,”.

The latest on Britney is she’s been spotted at the Shoreham Towers - an upmarket complex with what appears to be a valid credit card, a diary of some sort, mobile phone and her ubiquitous cigarette lighter. If she hasn’t already lost it she’s doing her best to look like she has. She’s wearing a pair of shorts, gym socks, a yellow sweatshirt, one of her tragic wigs and a string of pearls to tie the outfit together. Britney’s friends tell People she left Promises because she felt too exposed with all the paparazzi around.

TMZ is reporting that Kevin Federline has requested an emergency custody hearing on Thursday before an LA judge. A court spokesman say its only K-Fed and his attorney who are scheduled to appear but, “anything is possible”In November, Federline filed for sole custody of Sean Preston, 17 months and Jayden James, 5 months. For the months of January and February, the couple have shared joint custody with Britney having primary physical custody.   Britney’s situation in relation to custody isn’t looking good. Child Protective Services in LA have been receiving round the clock calls about Britney’s ability as a mother. While Britney’s nanny is claiming that she has no motherly abilities: “Britney didn’t ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life…The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend…One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, ‘I’m done now. You can take them…She doesn’t like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one.”

US Magazine claim sources close to Kevin say, “He is beyond sad, This is the worst week of his entire life. He doesn’t even want to pick up the phone. Things are beyond not well with Britney, and he still loves her.”  Kevin, his mother and Britney’s family are working together to make sure Britney’s babies stay safe. A source close to the Spears family say:

“Britney’s family feels that Kevin has been a blessing and they are very impressed with Kevin taking so much responsibility. Britney’s family found out from the news this morning that Britney had left the rehab. Britney has not asked to see the kids because she knows she is not well and she does not want to scare Preston. She has no credit cards or cash. She is basically on the run at the moment.”

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Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Britney checked out of Promises Rehab facility in Malibu this morning, once again failing to spend a full 24 hours in rehab. 

PerezHilton is reporting that his sources say she’s heading to Hollywood hotspot hotel, Chateau Marmont where she’ll propably be found propping up the bar and taking frequent bathroom trips while wearing a multi coloured wig. 

Meanwhile stories of what looks like Britney’s long term drug problem are coming out of the woodwork:

The sister of Britney’s 1^st husband Jason Alexander tells In Touch Weekly she saw her using cocaine in their hometown

Kent Smith, a long term friend of Britney says he has been there when Brit was doing Ecstasy and cocaine

Those rumours that the only reason Brit got married to Jason Alexander (their marriage was later annulled) was that she was high as a kite on ecstasy seems to be gaining a lot more credence.

Britney’s drug use might also have affected her marriage with Kevin. Though Kevin is a notorious stoner no information has come forward of him doing anything harder while information is coming forward that he wasn’t happy with his songstress wife’s use of cocaine among other things.

The much reported fight the two had on the night of his CD (which bombed) on Halloween night last year is now alleged to be because, “Kevin was mad because he knew she was high on coke”

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Kevin Federline is in town for the Super Bowl (where his BurgerKing commercial will air) and is staying at the Catalina Hotel and Beach Club in Miami’s South Beach. However the former Mr. Spears is finding that the famous hotel’s accommodation isn’t up to his usual ‘standards’. US Magazine report that he asked to me moved on Wednesday because his room couldn’t accommodate “his women” and “his girls”

In further K-Fed news (because you can never have enough), Britney her ex have agreed to extend their previous temporary child agreement through to the end of February.

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Click here to see K-Fed’s much hyped superbowl advert.  At least he has a sense of humour about the whole ‘I’m broke since Britney left me for my smoking all day, spending all her money, hanging out with ho’s in Vegas behaviour’.  And we should all be grateful that on the plus side for Kevin, post-Britney the boy has always managed to leave the house with underwear on. 

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Britney took her 2007 version of K-Fed to the opening of the Sideways Restaurant in LA Thursday night. According to The Post the happy couple, “ordered tons of the kobe sliders and Louisiana crab cakes…they drank a lot of vodka cranberry cocktails”.

Spears obviously isn’t shy anymore about her new relationship as she posed for pics with Isaac and then the two engaged in a, “major public displays of affection”.

Britney’s rep has yet to comment on the relationship.

K-Fed/Fed-ex still hasn’t disappeared into obscurity yet. He’s just signed up to a major Super Bowl commercial for an unnamed company. The Post’s source reports,

“the worst white-boy rapper since Vanilla Ice pokes fun of his loser reputation in an attempt to change the public’s terrible image of him.”

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Britney Spears managed to take some time out from writing letters and club hopping to do something mommy related this month by sorting out a custody arrangement with Fedex. TMZ reports the duo have agreed that for the month of January they will have joint legal custody of their babies, Sean Preston, 1 and Jayden James, 4 moths. The agreement was filed in the LA courts on Friday.

However Kevin, who along with Britney initially pled for sole custody in November will have extremely limited physical custody. He will only be permitted to visit the children from noon to 4.00 on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at Brit’s place.

Kevin did permit Spears to travel with the children to Florida for one week this moth.

The court has yet to rule on custody beyond January

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Lindsay Lohan may be a wild child who has a liking for bad boys but at least she has some semblance for taste. US Weekly report that Kevin Federline tried it on with Lohan via text.

“On December 22, less than a month after ex Britney Spears partied with Lindsay Lohan, the aspiring rapper, 28, texted the actress, 20, suggesting, “We should hang out”.

Lindsay didn’t respond perhaps as K-Fed would have wanted, replying

“Why would I hang out with you?” and so Britney’s ex replied maturely calling her a “fire crotch”.

Lindsay’s friends told US, “She was totally grossed out…She thought it was hilarious”.

In other Lindsay news TMZ has confirmed that she has undergone an operation to remove her appendix.

Lindsay’s rep Leslie Sloane said she had been feeling well and went to the doctor yesterday.  After performing tests it was decided to remove her appendix as a precaution.  Sloane says Lindsay is resting now. 

Here’s hoping stripping loving Lindsay gets well soon

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According to the Daily Mail, Britney took a trip with her baby sister to what they describe as a ,”seedy tattoo parlour in Los Angeles” for a late night visit. Eye witnesses claim she was having the dice tattoo on her wrist altered. This is probably a good idea (not just because dice tattoos are tacky) as K-Fed has a matching one and the dice are supposed to be a symbol of their enduring love. Accoring to InTouch Weekly there definitely isn’t a lot of love left between the two. They’re reporting that Britney recently phone Kevin to ask him if he had saw the pictures of her kissing JR Rotem. A source told the magazine,

“It was really bad….[Britney] just started pushing his buttons…”, saying Britney started bragging about the sex that her and JR had had. Federline was apparently furious and screamed at her. He reportedly isn’t quite sure whether he believes her. Britney is also said to be taunting Federline about how he no longer has the money or lifestyle that they had together. InTouch are also reporting that he is continuing to gather info on her hard paryting to use in the custody battle against her.

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