Mischa Barton has bigger balls than Alec Baldwin.  3 days after Jessica Simpson was seen failing miserably to pull off the high waisted look at Cabo Cantina, the former OC Star is seen walking the streets of London  in high waisted shorts.  (I’m going to pretend that she’s isn’t also wearing a fringe sweater because I can only deal with so much fug at one time)

Note to all girls:  Mischa is tall, leggy and flatchested and she still can’t pull this trend off  - so don’t be tempted to try it - no matter what Vogue, Harper’s or Cosmo tell you, you will end up looking like a fool and people will laugh at you. 

For example here’s what happens when you’re under 5″10, curvy and have a cup size larger than A:

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Jessica Simpson says seeing Nick with another woman hurt her.
“Oh, it hurt me,” Simpson tells Elle Magazine in its March issue.
After their split Nick was photographed with Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari, and now seems to be very happy with MTV star Vanessa Minnillo

Especially as she tells about her marriage to Nick, and how she still had hope everything was going to be fine, untill a couple of days before they made their split public. So what changed that…

“I watched The Notebook on a plane home to Waco, to be with my grandparents, she says. “It’s a great love story.”

The movie itself, she says, was “not what sealed it. I just figured out the statement. It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe.”

She does say she’s still in touch with him. ”He’s so much a part of my life, how could I not be? Any guy who’s going to be with me from this day forward has to understand that  

So what does her new beau think of that.

Well she won’t confirm her relationship with Mayer or anyone for that matter, but a glimpse of her inbox shows the Elle Magazine reporter, a block of e-mails from mr. Mayer himself. With one of the e-mails having the following subject line: “Texas girl.”

She does smile when asked if she’s in love right now.   Her answer…I didn’t say yes.

Well I’m hearing a yes coming..!! 

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It appears that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are back together and proud of it. The two spent New Year’s eve having a very public make-out session at Christina Aguilera’s party at the Hudson Hotel in NYC. The New York Daily News reports, “He was scratching her back, they were kissing, it wasn’t subtle,”

While the Post reports

“Inside the club, it was like “a love competition” to see who could make out the longest: It was Jessica and John vs. Christina and Jordan. Both couples were fully locking lips and spooning into the early morning.”

Apparently the couple have been together for the last few weeks and are also proud of the fact that they‘ve deceived the media. A source said,

“John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn’t really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says ‘Dumped: John ditches Jessica”

Hopefully the happy couple won’t have to deal with any similar magazine covers in 2007

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When it comes to romance involving single girl Jessica Simpson there are no shortage of crazy rumours. Every male seen talking to her, having lunch with her or even co-staring with her is reported to be the new man in her life.

The latest is American footballer Tony Romo who in the past has admitted to having a crush on her, what male doesnt. Unfortunately for him, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback insists he would never be lucky enough to get a date with the star.

Romo Blasted the rumours saying, “So I don’t have to answer any more questions about this, I’m not dating Jessica Simpson, nor have I gone on a date with her.”

Simpson’s father Joe is supporting Romo, insisting, “Jess has never met Tony.I am friends with him.”

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Its officially over, they are divorced, People magazine reports on the end of the heavily publicized marriage of essica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

On Thursday, documents were released in which the former couple asked that retired Superior Court Judge Dana Senit Henry be appointed “for the sole purpose of” ending their marriage. They asked the judge to “bifurcate” the case, meaning to make the divorce official without settling all the financial details.

Apparently money has been an issue as Lachey wanted to reserve the right to ask for more money if he needed it. What a clever guy, I guess he knows he could be left sitting in a puddle while she rakes in the $$$$.

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Oh yes Jessica Simpson was going to put her Dog through the X-Ray machine!

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