Mischa Barton has bigger balls than Alec Baldwin.  3 days after Jessica Simpson was seen failing miserably to pull off the high waisted look at Cabo Cantina, the former OC Star is seen walking the streets of London  in high waisted shorts.  (I’m going to pretend that she’s isn’t also wearing a fringe sweater because I can only deal with so much fug at one time)

Note to all girls:  Mischa is tall, leggy and flatchested and she still can’t pull this trend off  - so don’t be tempted to try it - no matter what Vogue, Harper’s or Cosmo tell you, you will end up looking like a fool and people will laugh at you. 

For example here’s what happens when you’re under 5″10, curvy and have a cup size larger than A:

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I was all ready to let this one go.  For once the permanently moody Keira and her boyfriend, the Orlando Bloom look-a-likey Rupert Fiend looked like they’d taken the stick that has been stuck up their ass lately out.  They looked Springy and happy, I was willing to ignore Rupert’s jeans and move on.  I was.  Then I scrolled down and with a nauseous feeling in my stomach I noticed that Keira was wearing leggings/tights with open toed sandals. 

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Fergie at the Whilimenia 40th Anniversary party.  I’m not so sure when the G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S started dressing as 1920 English maids but I still can’t help but heart Stacey Ferguson even though if I stare at her face too long I get dizzy.  Also I blame those neon nails on Lindsay Lohan.

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Mustard is a difficult colour to wear, especially if you wear it as ribbed tights, with red cheeks that make it look as if you just did something dirty and your boyfriend is wearing gloves that give him a vaguely serial killeresque vibe. 

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Kylie leaving the Costes hotel during her stay in Paris.  Minnie Mousie is not someone anyone should ever take fashion inspiration from.  Ever.

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