Eww.

No, make that a double ‘eww.’

According to this week’s People magazine, Ashley Olsen found her way onto Lance Armstrong’s lap in a bar in Manhattan and he was loving it. The twosome continued their mutual flirtatiousness by taking it to a downtown restaurant in the wee hours of the morning.

What these two could possibly see in each other with a 15-year age difference between them is beyond me. Maybe Lance feels the need to cuddle and feed a scrawny waif who looks as if she was born and raised during the great famine in Bangladesh.

Maybe she had so many Apple Martinis that she thought she was with some really cool older guy like Matthew McConaughey who she could go surfing with in the morning.

Lance was engaged to Sheryl Crow until last year. After two years of dating and an engagement that lasted a little over five months, he and Sheryl went their separate ways. His relationship with designer Tory Burch ended a few weeks ago.

Ashley has also had her own romantic relationships from 2002 to earlier this year.

People quotes a source who says Ashley has no problem dating someone who is 15 years older than she is. Apparently, Lance is A-OK with that age differential.

Who’s your daddy? Ashley just might say Lance is…but only time will tell.

Reps for both Lance and Ashley had no comment.

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