The National Enquirer reports that Jen is pregnant but her publicist insists the rumor isn’t true.

US Weekly magazine was quick to jump in and say that she was busy downing martinis with Courtney Cox and her husband David Arquette on Christmas Eve in a bar in Beverly Hills, a week after getting her hair dyed by hair stylist Michael Canali.

Drinking and getting hair dyed are apparently sure signs that a Hollywood celeb isn’t pregnant.

The rest of us know that Jen isn’t going to suddenly “get pregnant”. Remember, she was married to the most handsome and desirable man in the world for four years. If he wasn’t able to impregnate her, no one else will get the chance.

At least not until Jen decides that she wants to be pregnant, which could take about another 100 years.