What is up with Nicole Kidman’s career these days? She can’t seem to beg, borrow or steal a decent movie to star in no matter how hard she tries.
Her latest on-screen venture, “The Golden Compass,” has been declared a serious box office flop. Her other recent flicks - ”The Invasion”, “Betwitched,” “Birth” and “The Stepford Wives” - didn’t fare much better among movie goers.
Did ex-husband, Tom Cruise, put some kind of weird Scientology hex on Nicole after their divorce in 2001?
Her only major screen credits since their split are ”Moulin Rouge”, “The Hours” and “Cold Mountain.” Anything she’s done since has been a huge box office disapointment.
Word is that she’s passing on a lot of scripts so that she can apparently waste away into nothingness while standing in the shadow of her current husband, Keith Urban, as he undertakes his Love, Pain And The Whole Crazy World tour.
Nicole’s been quoted as saying, “No red carpet, no pressure for me. I’m not doing a show. I’m just there as a wife and I take some photographs.”
What a nice politically-correct statement for an Academy Award winning actress to make when she’s been dubbed box office poison from here to Australia.
Chosen as the face to promote PETA’s (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) winter anti-fur campaign, Eva recently posed nude with the caption for the campaign to read, “Fur? I’d rather go naked.”
Sure enough, that’s what she did. She went completely naked.
There isn’t one speckle of cellulite on her bottom or her thighs. Not a single flaw on her seemingly unnatural, android-like body.
Chances are the pics of her posing in the raw were air brushed to death after that photo shoot. Or she slathered on so much expensive, high-intensity body lotion that it filled in all the crooks and crannies when she posed. Or the camera just plain fogged up so bad due to the high humidity in the studio that she turned out looking absolutely fan-fricking-tastic for the proofs.
I say, let’s see her turn ten somersaults in a row with a pregnant rabbit or perform Swan Lake in the nude with a grizzly bear. That might make everybody swear off fur forever. Ya think?