! 

Omigod, stop the presses!

Britney lost her virginity when she was only 14.

And here we believed all that crazy Hollywood hype when she was touted as the Last Real Virgin in Tinseltown, let alone contemporary music. Saving herself for marriage, they said, as she convulsed provocatively in those sultry, ultra-sexy outfits on stage and in music videos way back when as a mere teenager.

So who’s to blame for her deflowerment at such a young age when she bounced into show business at only nine years old and Mickey Mouse himself starting looking up her skirt?

Guess what…nobody!

It turns out that Brit was just another typical horny adolescent girl who did the dirty deed when she was barely old enough to wear a bra. Shave her legs. Pass trigonometry. Tell Mickey to hit the road.

And somehow, miraculously…this is news?
 

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