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Janice Dickinson’s Son Is in Dire Need of a Brain Transplant

November 23rd, 2007 · 2 Comments

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Nathan Fields, Janice Dickinson’s 20-year-old son, has reportedly begged the self-proclaimed first supermodel of the world to stop getting more plastic surgery. He says he’s afraid it will ruin her looks. 

According to him, 52-year-old Dickinson is already beautiful.

Beautiful? Apparently he’s never learned the meaning of the phrase “withered up and nasty-looking old road wh—”

This stetched-and-lifted-to-the-max-cosmetic-surgery-freak apparently considers it good mothering for her two children by flagrantly publicizing her past lesbian affairs with stars like Kelly LeBrock and Grace Slick. Not to mention her other sexual encounters with men like Mick Jagger, Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Jack Nicholson and Roman Polanski - plus a heaping handful of other Big Name desperadoes - just so she can manage to keep herself in the Hollywood limelight. 

Dickinson regularly flashes her underwear at paparazzi – as if anyone is interested in seeing what’s under the skirt of this elderly expletive-spewing skank. Who cares that she has her own reality-based show, “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” on cable.

If you’ve seen it, you know that she barks non-stop at her model wannabees: “You’re too *{#%&$/ fat!” “What is that, a stick up your &#%?” “Get out of here with that $%)*@$& hairy Armenian back thing you’ve got goin’ on!”

How this cosmetically-altered, scary-looking beastie in haute couture manages to stay on the air or garners any kind of attention whatsoever from anyone is beyond me.

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