According to People magazine, Matt Damn of the “Bourne” movies is officially considered to be the sexiest man alive. What in the world were the editors of this high-class rag smoking when they reached that conclusion?

At best, Matt Damon is cute and marginally adorable - somewhat akin to a newborn Heinz-57 mutt puppy as its mother cleans its fur fresh out of the birth canal.

When you get right down to it, he’s actually rather ordinary in terms of physical appearance and sex appeal.  Not to mention that he has been reported to be very short and rather puny in stature in person.

Sexiest man alive? Sorry, but l’d be more inclined to go with Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Russel Crowe or even Bradd Pitt forthat matter, to receive this award. I would even go with Ben Affeck and Terrence Howard before I would consider Matt Damon to hold such world class standing.

Come on…the sexiest man alive should be so damn sexy that we catch our breath just looking at a picture of him.

George Clooney is that kind of man. A man you could spend days, weeks, even months sweating over while erotically fantasizing about. A man who has so much goin’ on sexually that you can’t keep yourself from wishing every man was “him”.

Matt Damon? Nope, uh-uh, no way. He’s a cute, little short guy with a lot of talent, definitely. But sexiest man alive? Maybe to a pygmy tribe in Africa that has no other point of reference when it comes to ’sexy’.

For the rest of us, we want a man who who is nothing but drop-dead gorgeous with a sexy lusciousness that makes us drool at the very sight of him.

Matt, you just aint it. Sorry, hon.

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