Vince Vaughn’s new movie, “Fred Claus,” where he plays side-kick to Paul Giamatti’s Santa Claus might seem like an effortless comedy hat trick bouncing from “The Wedding Crashers” to “The Break Up” and now “Fred Claus.” The truth is that this guy as a movie star is a super dud.
Consider how badly he dresses for award shows and movie premieres. Brad Pitt in his taking-Maddox-and-Pax-to-the-zoo casual wear runs blazing circles around this oaf. Even Hollywood paparazzi can’t manage to catch him in anything but stained t-shirts and baggy old pants.
Consider Vince’s dazzling promotional repartee about his latest movie: “”My nephew Dexter saw a (Fred Claus) poster of me. My sister’s really upset with me because he’s four and obviously she wants to keep the Santa Claus thing going. “And he was like, `How does Uncle Vince know Santa Claus? And why hasn’t Uncle Vince introduced me to Santa Claus?’ He thought I was holding out on him.”
Blah, blah, blah. Boring!
Vince needs to learn how to capitalize on his sex appeal as a movie star, plus learn how to talk and dress like one. It’s sad that the most interesting thing about this guy is that he once shared a bed with Jennifer Aniston and even that isn’t saying much.
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Jake // Nov 9, 2007 at 1:43 am
Your right his one claim to fame is shagging Jennifer Aniston. Not much of a claim if you ask me, she is in no way the sexiest women alive.
The reason you see him looking like a scrub all the time is that he is hiding in the closet.
Dexter try and not grow up to act like your Uncle Vince.
actually // Nov 14, 2007 at 7:19 pm
funny thing is HE WASNT SHAGGING HER ! Vince is gay !! It was all promotion because they needed a hit and she was under pressure to date when she wanted to be alone and sort things out. It was all a cover. Does that surprise you ?
actually // Nov 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Vince is in the closet that is why he never has a date and doesn’t talk about it. SssshhhhhH!!!!!!!!! The dude is just making movies, that is all.
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