Apparently a 37-year-old thick-bodied-has-been female singer can worm her way back into the spotlight by stretching tight 90’s spandex across her body as she slaps her first initial on bottles of marshmallow-inspired fragrance, thinking she’s back in the game.
Why Mariah insists on trying to recapture the fame she once had is beyond me. Revered as the best-selling female performer of all time with two Grammy awards and 15 number-one hits, let’s face it. Her time standing in sublime glory at the top of the heap has realistically come and gone.
My guess is that her “M” perfume will get lost in the dust of the current celebrity fragrance competition of Gwen Stefani’s “L”, Christina Aguilera’s namesake perfume promotion and Beyonce’s Diamonds by Emporio Armani.
If it’s all too much for you, there’s always Britney Spears new brew, Believe, or Paris Hilton’s fourth blend of foo-foo, Can Can, to retreat to.
Or you can just say, “screw it’ and wear whatever fragrance you damn well please.
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2 responses so far ↓
Jake // Oct 27, 2007 at 1:50 am
Your just jealous that Mariah has such an awesome body. I know I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers. One hot Mama.
Jack // Oct 28, 2007 at 4:59 am
Jealous, of what? A big body without any talent? I’ve never liked her, can’t stand her now.]She needs to go find her future at Olive Garden as a hostess. Her singing just plain sucks.
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