What is it with Jen?
The media has linked her with hunky guys like Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor and Orlando Bloom since her divorce from Brad Pitt two years ago.
Still, she remains alone. Could it be that she’s just not woman enough to keep a man?
In her early “Friends” years, she was one hot chick. Once she married Brad, she became about as sexy as a bowl of cold oatmeal.
Jen, apparently trying to increase her sex appeal to the masses, agreed to participate in a lesbian kiss with Courtney Cox, her best female friend from “Friends”, in that piece of dung called “Dirt” on TV last season.
It wasn’t much of a lip-lock. As much as the media tried to rouse the public into a feeding frenzy over that kiss, it was ultimately a ho-hum event.
Jen ought to consider taking some lessons from Angelina Jolie, the sultry vixen who stole her husband simply because she’s so hot, so sexy and so downright captivating that Brad couldn’t think of coming back to his marriage after making “Mr and Mrs Smith” with Ang.
It certainly couldn’t hurt.
The way Jen dresses and the way she acts makes Courtney Cox’s brother-in-law, Alexis Arquette undergoing sex reassignment surgery to become female, look like a beauty queen in comparison.
Jen needs to tap into her own sexuality as a woman and learn how to play the part. She should sit down and watch early “Friends” episodes to remind herself what ’sexy’ and ‘attractive’ are all about.
Or she can call Angelina who obviously has written the book on the subject.
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5 responses so far ↓
Jake // Oct 20, 2007 at 12:05 am
You got that right she is about as sexy as 2 pigs in a burlap sack. She should change her name to Jennifer Maniston. Now Angielina that is one sexy lady.
wakeup123 // Oct 22, 2007 at 5:45 am
Ha, you mean the other way around don’t you bud, have you looked at angie jolie lately, man, drugged out, skinny as a rail, jen is sexy as hell and healthy, no the roles have been reversed bud, angie has morphed into a dries up old looking prune, aging rapidly and not gracefully, bombed up movies, has a case of the gone ass, never had a shape flat assed, dieased infected.
judy // Oct 22, 2007 at 10:23 pm
I agree with wakeup123 , Angie has lost her “hotness”. While Jenn get prettier every time I see her. Angie looks like a drug addict, may not be, but looks it. Her face looks old and haggard now, and seems to have lost her “fun”. Too busy saving the world I guess.
Maybe it is being with Brad that sucks.
Jake // Oct 27, 2007 at 1:53 am
Wakeup Judy,
Your both so wrong. I would kick Maniston out of bed for eating crackers, but Angie on the other hand would have to stay, just for those DSL’s she has.
Jack // Oct 28, 2007 at 5:04 am
Jake,
Maniston is right. No wonder Brad dumped her.
The girl might have some talent for acting but when you think of her in a sexual way she just aint it. Angelina, oh yeah..now that’s one fine woman.
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