What is it with Jen?
The media has linked her with hunky guys like Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor and Orlando Bloom since her divorce from Brad Pitt two years ago.
Still, she remains alone. Could it be that she’s just not woman enough to keep a man?
In her early “Friends” years, she was one hot chick. Once she married Brad, she became about as sexy as a bowl of cold oatmeal.
Jen, apparently trying to increase her sex appeal to the masses, agreed to participate in a lesbian kiss with Courtney Cox, her best female friend from “Friends”, in that piece of dung called “Dirt” on TV last season.
It wasn’t much of a lip-lock. As much as the media tried to rouse the public into a feeding frenzy over that kiss, it was ultimately a ho-hum event.
Jen ought to consider taking some lessons from Angelina Jolie, the sultry vixen who stole her husband simply because she’s so hot, so sexy and so downright captivating that Brad couldn’t think of coming back to his marriage after making “Mr and Mrs Smith” with Ang.
It certainly couldn’t hurt.
The way Jen dresses and the way she acts makes Courtney Cox’s brother-in-law, Alexis Arquette undergoing sex reassignment surgery to become female, look like a beauty queen in comparison.
Jen needs to tap into her own sexuality as a woman and learn how to play the part. She should sit down and watch early “Friends” episodes to remind herself what ’sexy’ and ‘attractive’ are all about.
Or she can call Angelina who obviously has written the book on the subject.
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