Here is a quick question. Your a celebrity, you have been sentenced to jail because you drive like a 3 year old, what would your condition be?
A normal person would be scared. But Paris Hilton is not normal. Sure, we saw her carrying The Holy Scripture everywhere she went to fool everyone.Like we’re that stupid.
But lately shes been a bit too optimistic for a self-obsessed person that sleeps in her self-obsessed room full of her self-obssessed junk.
Why? Because shes Paris Hilton.Going to jail doesn’t stop her from hooking up with new guys and going to work.
Seeing Paris with a new boy toy and a new script is just disturbingly optimistic.
The first time I went to jail, I was in chains being stopped on every state border. I didn’t get to frolick with my boyfriends or read scripts.