Former pop princess turned part-time mother, Britney Spears, has reached out to her fans (whomever that might be) with an inspiring new message on her webpage. The message states the following:

“The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed.

Love, Britney”

Wow what a great message! I am sure that Britney took time out from dressing like a hobo and buying the cheapest and most tacky wigs ever to write this sincere and cohernt  thank you message to fans.  She (and by “she” I mean the ghostwriter Brit hired to update her webpage) says that the prayers have really helped her. Well good for her. But I have one prayer of my own…

 I would like to make a formal plea to the 5 remaining Britney Spears fans and ask that they also pray that she finds a nice high quality wig and a pair of new (and CLEAN) black fishnets. Homegirl has been wearing these tattered black fishnets for about 2 months. Any chance that these hose have made it into the rinse and spin cycle? …Not bloody likely,huh!

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