Picture it, ladies…  After months of fruitless dating and disappointing flings, you finally land yourself a hot new man.  

You’re keen to keep him interested - what do you do?  Invest in some sexy lingerie?  A hot new hairdo?  Maybe indulge in a candlelit seduction?

Well, if you’re Kirsten Dunst, you flush your new boyfriend, Johnny Borrell’s birthday cake down the toilet.

Mmm, ok.  Maybe you just had to be there ( or have drunk a bottle of vodka beforehand).

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