Mischa Barton has bigger balls than Alec Baldwin.  3 days after Jessica Simpson was seen failing miserably to pull off the high waisted look at Cabo Cantina, the former OC Star is seen walking the streets of London  in high waisted shorts.  (I’m going to pretend that she’s isn’t also wearing a fringe sweater because I can only deal with so much fug at one time)

Note to all girls:  Mischa is tall, leggy and flatchested and she still can’t pull this trend off  - so don’t be tempted to try it - no matter what Vogue, Harper’s or Cosmo tell you, you will end up looking like a fool and people will laugh at you. 

For example here’s what happens when you’re under 5″10, curvy and have a cup size larger than A:

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