It’s not beyond any realms of possiblity that Paris is banging her trainer whom she was seen again with yesterday grapping some juice after yet another workout but my GaydarTM is working overtime on him, not that that would stop the classiest Hilton heiress around.

Parasite’s latest hook up though is far more deserving of the Herpes ridden whore/heiress.  Rush & Molloy report that last night Paris ‘locked lips at the Rossevent Hotel club Teddy’s’ with none other than British whiner and man slut, James Blunt:

“They were all over each other,” a source tells us. “They both ended up back at Paris’ house,” joined by her sister, Nicky, and Nicky’s boyfriend, David Katzenberg.

Blunt continues his slide down the list of ultimate tradedowns.  He started off dating Supermodel and all round nice girl Petra Nemcova, that relationship ended in March.  Next he hooked up with Lindsay Lohan. At that stage I thought he could go no lower.  But Parasite topps off the list, there’s nowhere left to go really except maybe Paris’s rep, Elliot Mintz. 

So is Paris’s deep and profound relationship with Desperate Housewives douchebag, Josh Henderson over or are they practicing an open relationship (is there any other kind with Paris)?  If they’re over I’ll kind of miss them trying to outpose each other but not that much.  I’m fickle like that. 

On a Lohan sidenote, Lilo’s rep is denying the screencaps I posted yesterday  of Lohan’s alleged hacked MySpace are real:

“She doesn’t have a MySpace page. Someone created one and they post things. It’s not her. This happened before.”

Seeing as it came from the same people who brought us Parisexposed.com, the likelihood of these being real are a lot higher than any rep would ever like to admit to. 

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