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Breaking News: Paris And Lindsay Still Utter Tools

April 19th, 2007 · No Comments

Here’s a helpful tip, if you’re happily smiling out the window, that expensive personal trainer you’ve hired probably isn’t worth the money.  Here’s another tip, wearing sunglasses while working out inside is verging on ridiculous. 

In other Paris related news, Perez is denying that Lindsay’s MySpace has been hacked:

P.S. No, her [Lindsay's] MySpace was not hacked. Any alleged emails are fake, like her tan!

PS:  Perez, it’s not exactly news that Lindsay’s tan is fake – she is a natural redhead after all – but it’s a bit childish and hyprocritical for Perez to call Lindsay out on her tan when his favourite Hilton is carrot coloured at the best of times. 

So was Lindsay’s MySpace hacked?  Perez was awful quick to deny it but could that be because one of the released e-mail shows Paris and Lindsay messaging each other – in which Paris denies she’s that close of a friend to Perez and that really she’s only using him because he gets into lots of parties:

I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what pops up in the next couple of days but sources at ohnotheydidnt seem pretty sure that these and the rest of the messages are most definitely the real deal. 

In other Lindsay news, she’s till a complete tool but I’d still choose Team Lohan over Team Paris any day:

Lindsay must be coming down with something because the starlutard got all photo shy when leaving Le Deux last night.  Either that or she’s embarrassed that she forgot her pants or else Taliban chic is in this season. 

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Your Thursday Work Out Session With Fergie

April 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Fergie Ferg is hardcore, working out in the sushine in Santa Monica yesterday in a big black hoodie and black beanie – probably why this Black Eyed Pea needs so much water for her workout – how she manages that utility belt and those fake nails is anyone’s guess.  Obviously all her hard work pays off  as can be seen in these stills from her upcoming video for ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’

I’m so impressed with Fergie’s bootyliciousness that I’m not even going to bring up her face

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This Is What Partying With Paris Gets You

April 19th, 2007 · No Comments

While it’s good to see Cameron letting her hair down and taking a night off from hanging at the Gym On Nero with Teddy Bass, partying with Paris Hilton!  What was the Charlie’s Angel thinking, no good can come of partying with a Hilton, only a Valtrex prescription to treat the herpes you will eventually contract. 

But last night Cameron partied alongside Paris, Nicky and Nicky’s current boyfriend, David Katzenberg (the guy with the prison break hair cut in the 4th picture from the top). However Cam had a hard time keeping up with seasoned party whore Parisite and so ended up having to be escorted from the party by her friend Shane from Survivor:  Panama (the guy in the bottom picture).  Poor Cam was so drunk she tried to get into the wrong car until the waiting photogs told her otherwise and pointed her back to her Prius (don’t worry Cam wasn’t driving home, she had a driver)

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Alec Baldwin Won’t Be Winning Father Of The Year Any Time Soon

April 19th, 2007 · No Comments


Alec Baldwin might be winning over new fans and critics for his work on 30 Rock but the eldest Baldwin won’t be getting much love from child services any time soon. 

The crack team over at TMZ have managed to get their hands on a tape of Alec Baldwin going into a rage at Ireland, his 11 year old daughter with ex Kim Basinger – throwing a string of abuse at the little girl, at one point even calling her a, “thoughtless little pig”.  Having listened to the tape over at TMZ, it seems somewhat deserving that Alec could loose his visitation rights over the tape:

After Ireland failed to answer her father’s scheduled morning phone call from New York on April 11, Alec went bersek on her voice mail, saying “Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone,” adding, “you have insulted me for the last time.”

Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do.” The irate Baldwin went on to say, “You’ve make me feel like s**t” and threatened to “straighten your ass out.”

“This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother,” screamed Baldwin, “and you do it to me constantly over and over again.”

Before hanging up, Baldwin warned the child, “You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me.” That’s tomorrow.

As a result of hearing the tape, the Los Angeles County Superior Court comissioner Maren Nelson has temporarily suspended Alec’s visitation rights.  A further hearing is set for May 4 which could result in Baldwin being permanently denied any visitation rights.

All Baldwin’s lawyer could respond to TMZ with was:

 “Whatever happened yesterday was sealed and confidential. What you’re telling me you’ve got you shouldn’t have.”

Alec and Kim’s marriage ended in 2000, at the time Basinger alleged that Alec had physically and emotionally abused her while Baldwin counterclaimed that Kim was mentally unstable and an alcoholic.  In 2004, he was awarded ongoing joint legal custody of their daughter Ireland


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Happy Linking

April 19th, 2007 · No Comments

Celebrities + Charity + Oscar De La Renta – Popsugar

The Hills + Vanilla Sex = Bad Porn – Dlisted

Kelly Clarkson At ASCAPS – Just Jared

Pink Goes All Dominatrix For The Aussies – Mollygood

Boring Mishca Barton Upskirt – Faded Youth Blog

Is Jennifer Garner Preggers Again? – The Bosh

Jessica Alba Ass Flash – Egotastic

Thursday Candids – Concrete Loop

Ashlee Looking Cute In Harpers’ – Bricks And Stones

Australia’s ANTM – Too Skinny? – ONTD

Win A Britney Spears Autographed I-Pod – INO

For Those Of You Who Haven’t Seen The Video Of Akon Humping A 14 Year Old Girl On Stage – The Superficial

John Travolta Proving His Hetrosexuality In Drag – Queerty

Did Daily Mail Journalist Lie About His Brad Pitt Interview – ASL

Snoop Dog Is A Diva Or A 12 Year Old Boy – Celebitchy

Brangelina Heading To Prague – Hollywood Rag

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