I had no idea that there was a market for this sort of thing but then there’s all kind of sickos in this world:

eBay is auctioning off the hamper the celebutard used at her West Hollywood home. It’s “in excellent condition . . . No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator,” the posting reads. There’s no bidders so far.

Hilton’s normally unflappable rep, Elliot Mintz, told us, “I just cannot think of a single thing to say.”

PARIS HILTON’S DIRTY LAUNDRY HAMPER

BID TODAY AND BRING AND BUY A PIECE OF PARIS!

This is truly PARIS HILTON HAMPER, where she kept all her dirty laundy.  The item comes with a  certificaate of authencity from Star Sylte, who ran a Paris Hilton auction that included furntiure and this piece.  The Paris Hilton hamper is in excellent condition.  This is your chance to share in Paris’ dirty laundy.  No DNA found inside but maybe you have a better investigator.   

If you’re one of those sickos by all means head over to e-bay - there’s a reserve price of $50 for the hamper - bargaintastic

Elliot is probably too buy trying to deal with Parasite’s impending May 4 court date for allegedly violating her reckless-driving probation.   Hopefully she’ll get locked up, I hear there’s plenty of opportunities to do laundry in prison. 

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