Paris has been acting pretty boring lately, eating icecream and making booty calls to her new sleaztastic boytoy Josh Henderson with the odd upskirt thrown in, but Gatecrasher are reporting today that Paris has entered full batshit crazy mode: 

The heiress deluxe was spotted arriving alone at L.A. hot spot Les Deux a week ago Friday.  She met up with sister Nicky and seemed adequately served by the bar, according to a witness.

“But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself - but loudly - so everyone around her could hear,” says the fellow clubgoer. “And she wasn’t saying it to anybody - she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!”

So there’s 3 options here, 1st: Paris really does miss her favourite firecrotch  whose currently in Japan and can’t get La Lohan off her mind, 2nd:  it’s her idea of a good PR stunt or 3rd:  Parisite is actually board certified crazy and the men in white coats can’t be too far away from coming for the ‘heiress deluxe’. 

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