Cindy Adams may be getting on in years but the Post columnist has some very interesting gossip about my favourite poptart Britney Spears1, seen yesterday on a shopping spree at L’Occitane in Malibu looking cutish in a white linen Alice+Olivia dress.  Just take off the wig and let the baldness shine Brit

Britney the Baldie. Gone to church, dabbled in bulimia and now heavy into light lipo. It’s more a cooking session. You heard of Tomato Reduction? We’re talking Britney Reduction. Shrinking her size 6 to size 2. Since surgery requires drugs, this addictive rehab alumna is - per Star magazine’s current issue - into soybean anti-fat injections. Stuffing tofu up her tutu means Vegas, six weeks, 12 sessions, $130,000.

Then she’s on to BevHills doc Raj Kanodia, who reshaped Jennifer Aniston’s and Ashley Simpson’s noses and so shies from publicity that he actually spelled his name for me. Then she’s getting rid of those crappy tattoos. When Britney can find time to sing again, who knows?

$130,000  on soybean injections - wouldn’t a crack habit be cheaper?  But if it means she re-emerges as a pretty pop buttefly she can shoot up with any soy related products she likes as far as I’m concerned. 

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Brit also took the time out yesterday to clarify that it’s not her who has the crush on Lakers player, Luke walton but her cousin, Alli and it was her who was dragging Brit to the last 3 Lakers game.  Cousin Alli has become Brit’s new BFF and the two are spending plenty of time having nice, clean, non drug related fun. 

The two hit the Epitome Salon in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, with Spears stripping down to a white bikini for a tanning session. Then the pair then drove all over town, blasting Nelly Furtado’s CD on the stereo, sipping Starbucks and shopping for kids’ clothes for Spears’ sons. 

Though on the road to recovery, Brit’s still a little bit sensitive and got a bit emotional when a paparazzi congraluated her on doing so well post Promises:

When a nearby photographer asked Britney when he could hear her new album, she responded with a smile and, in an apparent joke, said, “I think I might be quitting!” But her mood grew more thoughtful when another pap told Britney that she is doing great since getting out of rehab. She got teary and said, “Thank you, I love you.” An onlooker tells Usmagazine.com, “You could tell that words of support really mean a lot to her right now.”

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