You’re heavily pregant and the colour of a carrot, you have the largest fake breasts in LA (which is an achievement in itself), you colour co-ordinate you and your equally carrot coloured husband’s outfits, where would you go visiting yesterday?  A dodgy body piercing store on Melrose, bingo!  I have no idea what Jordan wanted to get pierced but something tells me it may rhyme with ‘hit’ as in what she hopes her new reality TV show on E! will be. 

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