Lindsay Lohan told In Touch Weekly that she would love to play the role of Princess Dianain an upcoming biopic:

“It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman.”

To get into spirit Lilo is going all the way to Japan to do some charity work

“I’m going to Japan soon with my friend Charlotte Ronson, who’s a designer, and I’m researching some charity work that I can do and visit some orphanages.”

First off, either last night La Lohan was too intoxicated after yet another night on ‘Red Bull’ that she couldn’t manage to close her shirt after enjoying some random groping or else she thought her flashing some breast would help her gain a few extra column inches (why buy the milk when you’ve seen the cow), either way Lindsay playing Princess Diana is not going to happen.Secondly I’m concerned about Lindsay going near orphanages, she may get high and think it’s a good idea to bring home a little Japanese baby.  Would you put it past her?

In other Lindsay news check out this brilliant tibit from Holy Moly (I edited it a little)

You may notice that the current cover of ‘Pop’ magazine features a male model, but this was not meant to be the case. After all, the magazine had spent a small fortune on acquiring Lindsay Lohan.  What could have gone wrong? It turned out to be a re-fuelling problem for the Hollywood starlet, who turned up to the photo shoot somewhat the worse for wear. The shy, retiring young lady insisted on being topless in almost every shot, demanding that her bangers be photographed for posterity. A couple of hours later, photographers Mert and Marcus were left with a series of shots of Lohan’s lollipops and little else. Luckily, there were two shots in which the strumpet had failed to thrust her breasts into the lens and the pics were totally without nipples.  Unfortunately, those two shots contained rather graphic illustrations of the entrance to Lindsay’s womb. Damage limitation time. Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane, phoned the magazine the very next morning and told the editor that if any of these pictures saw the light of day, said editor would “never work in Hollywood again.”

Aw Lindsay Lohan –  totally Diana material

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