Do not wear short shorts with anything Lindsay Lohan would, that includes matching pumps and handcuffs. Do not wear short shorts with white sunglasses (do not wear anything with white sunglasses I implore you) and finally do not wear short shorts with neon pink nails unless you are a Brazilian supermodel you will just look silly.
If you are very pale, a little (emphais on the little fake tan) goes a long way.
Don’t look so shocked Hilary, it’s true and on another note I love your jacket
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3 responses so far ↓
phil // May 12, 2007 at 12:13 am
Much concern about absolutely
nothing. Must be a slow cleb news day….why not go to Canters on Fairfax and camera
a nice old Jewish lady eating
MatzaBall soup?
maxbyte // May 12, 2007 at 2:49 am
What’s not to like? Shorts are too short when kinky hair waves in the wind. She has a long way to go to reach that point. No runs, no drips, no errors.
amillie // Sep 8, 2009 at 10:41 pm
so whoever wrote this is shallow and kinda dumb quit frankly…. short shorts and pink neon nails are hot this season . so hun, before you feel the need to become a fashion dictator, i would go out n take a look around if i were you
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