How Not To Wear: Short Shorts

April 4th, 2007 · 2 Comments. Joy Quillinan reports.

Do not wear short shorts with anything Lindsay Lohan would, that includes matching pumps and handcuffs. Do not wear short shorts with white sunglasses (do not wear anything with white sunglasses I implore you) and finally do not wear short shorts with neon pink nails unless you are a Brazilian supermodel you will just look silly.

If you are very pale, a little (emphais on the little fake tan) goes a long way.

Don’t look so shocked Hilary, it’s true and on another note I love your jacket

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2 responses so far ↓

phil // May 12, 2007 at 12:13 am

Much concern about absolutely
nothing. Must be a slow cleb news day….why not go to Canters on Fairfax and camera
a nice old Jewish lady eating
MatzaBall soup?
maxbyte // May 12, 2007 at 2:49 am

What’s not to like? Shorts are too short when kinky hair waves in the wind. She has a long way to go to reach that point. No runs, no drips, no errors.