Here’s the transcript of the GQ interview between Lindsay Lohan and Marshall Stella that took place over several days through Lindsay’s favourite method of communication - via Blackberry

Hello Marshall my love. How are you? Excited for our interview

I’m surprised and delighted that you’re doing this at the moment. That’s courageous. So—this sounds like an insane question, but what’s rehab like? You sound very chipper…

Here, many days went by. So many self-recriminations about how my questions had made her go to ground. I knew she was alive. I’d seen pictures of her shopping at Dior—while still in rehab—but I’d lost my fleeting connection with her. Until, on day ten…

I just wrapped night shoots and am on my way home from a productive shoot for “I Know Who Killed Me.” So tired !! But happy from a good night’s work. Sore from my appendix cuz my infection hasn’t gone away and the doctor has been poking at it every day. It’s vile looking but in time will heal. Going to Wonderland to read and sleep then work again. Xxx

What’s the weirdest thing that happened to you today? Or the best, or the worst?

Ummmmm 30 days sober today My family is coming to town Sunday. Filmed through the night and it was really great stuff that we got accomplished and looks insanely good. Ooh, also found out I’m going to Japan mid april with a friend

Congrats on the 30-day mark! So…personally, I’m not so great when it comes to remembering jokes, but everybody knows one or two. What have you got?

More days pass.

Hmm. I guess you’re not into telling jokes. I’ll try this, then. What’s the biggest misconception about you in the public eye? What image would you like to correct in the braying-jackass media?

I can’t think of any jokes.

Six minutes later…

Or they’re mean jokes and I’ll feel bad. I’m just a kid and someone’s gotta monitor me sometimes

Okay, now I’m forced to go all James Lipton on your ass. (Umm, that sounds creepy on several levels.) Is there anything you fear?

Hey sorry I’m at my apt with nikki reed trying to find something to wear. I haven’t been to Hyde since before I went to rehab and am with sober friends and feel good Here now wearing marc jacobs pumps and a kate and kass dress, vintage chanel messenger and topshop tights and peace sign earrings from kaviar and kind

Sounds fun. Though I’m absolutely retarded when it comes to style. I barely know the labels. Guys like me talk about clothes using adjectives like “warm,” “itchy,” and, sadly, “green.” Do you play poker? Or any other games?

Weird! I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I’m going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today! Sober impulse buying of companions who will help me stay home etc… A jack russell terrier. named him brooklyn. he’s white and black (like chanel), and a yorkie named dakota (like my movie name and my lil bro) xx

You are gonna be so happy with those dogs. I adopted a rescued mutt myself and the inconvenience is totally worth it. I take it that you’re more of a dog person than a cat person?

Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in “Just My Luck”! I need a boyfriend. Geez.

You? You can have any boyfriend you want! But you’re so right about cats. Let’s face it, they’re evil. Pure, purest evil.

Hah. I’m gonna just get a boyfriend. Like it will just happen

Minutes later…

Haha. There are 3 different boys I like. maybe 5

You realize that now that you mentioned the three (or maybe five) boys, I have to ask…anyone I know? And Al Gore doesn’t count—’cause he’s married. Also, what kind of poker? Hold ’Em? What’s your style? Aggressive? Conservative? Crazywild?

Depends upon the players and my mood. Mischievous. Been working so hard. so incredibly sorry for the delay, darling. At a graveyard filming through the night. eek. But this movie is soooo worth it! I just got an email from my publicist, and it said that two women saw me stumble out of teddy’s the other night with my mom and a bottle with “clear liquid” in it in the wee hours of the morning. Now comes the truth. my mother and siblings just got into town yesterday. I’ve been filming every night. my mother is at my apt now and never even went to dinner with me. but as I try and focus on my sobriety, there the sicko-fans go again, trying to knock me. it’s so odd and strange to me. The more I chill, the more aggressive they get with the cameras and the absurd stories! All in the middle of me trying to work.

Do you remember the happiest moment (or day) of your life? Gimme the happy!

Gotta think sex scene today

Best message ever. What do you think about during a sex scene?

A night of silence.

Another night of utter silence.

Hello?

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