E!’s Gossip Guru Ted Casablanca’s column seemed to suggest this week that the Presidential couple’s relationship is in hot waters and that a divorce is on the cards due to the President’s moodieness and that reportedly he’s back on the JD:

“It’s not what Jesus would want.” [This] —serious, I kid you not—quote was from deep inside my White House connections, and I ain’t joshin’ about that either, crumbcakes. ‘Twas in reference to my question about whether or not the Bushes were going to divorce, as is more and more the 80-proof handwriting on the damask-covered wall. You know the drill by now, I’m sure: that Laura is so put out by Dubya’s war-mongering moodiness, not to mention that he’s reportedly back to those olden-days imbibing ways, she’s close to sayin’ sayonara, sourpuss!

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