Page Six published a somewhat troubling e-mail allegedly sent from Lindsay Lohan to her representatives today:
“Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton…would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.”
However this conversation that Lindsay is referring to occurred at the GQ Men of the Year Party. It was reported that Lindsay apparently “flipped out” at the even when she saw Jessica Biel there with her assistant who just so happens to be Lindsay’s former assistant. Lindsay allegedly screamed “If she stays, I’m outta here! I can’t look at that girl! I can’t believe you would allow an assistant in here – she doesn’t belong in here”. However her antics don’t appear to have gone down well with the Tinseltown elite. Will Ferrell was overhead telling fellow A-listers Ben Affleck, Leonardo Di Caprio and former Vice President Al Gore. “Who cares about that freak anymore anyway?”
Even her equally party loving mum, Dina Lohan is concerned about her well-being following her recent antics. She has flown out from the East Coast to make sure her daughter is Ok, commenting:
“I wish she would move back to New York. I want her out of here. The weather’s beautiful. But these kids, it’s just a dangerous place”.
The real star of this year’s “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here”. But does she even exist?
A fan site has been created for Vaginica Seaman, the maid of David Gest. The fan site is becoming an online viral hit and is spreading rapidly across the Internet.
VaginicaSeaman.com attempts to answer the following questions:
Who is Vaginica Seaman?
Does Vaginica exist?
Can Vaginica win a TV personality of the year award?
So, what inspired this bizarre fan site?
Creator Dean explained: “I don’t usually watch the show, but I saw the part where David Gest was telling his amusing stories and I was hooked. Some people say that David was the star of this year’s show, but for me the real star was Vaginica Seaman”
In an amazing twist the fans of the fan site are now trying to get Vaginica into as many online and television awards as possible.
Dean explained: “It would certainly be a first if someone wins an award who may not even exist, I don’t even know who would collect the award, but it would be very amusing.”
Britney Spears posted a message on her official website today, addressing her recent hard partying, commando style ways.
“It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyways thank God for Victoria’s Secret’s new underwear line! I loke forward to a new year, new music and a new me. I’m just getting started….Happy Holidays everyone! Britney”
Could this statement be in response to recent rumours in the New York Post that the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Service is said to be calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her in order to ascertain her suitability as a parent of Sean Preston and Jayden James? They previously contacted Britney when pictures were published showing her driving with Sean Preston in her lap.